STARS OF WASHINGTON
 
May 25th 2007
#7-026
 

STOP TO SALUTE

 

It was raining "cats and dogs" and I was late for physical training.
Traffic was backed up at Fort Campbell, Ky., and was moving way too slowly.
I was probably going to be late and I was growing more and more impatient.

The pace slowed almost to a standstill as I passed Memorial Grove, the site built to honor the soldiers who died in the Gander airplane crash,

the worst redeployment accident in the history of the 101st Airborne Division (Air Assault).

Because it was close to Memorial Day, a small American flag had been placed in the ground next to each soldier's memorial plaque.

My concern at the time, however, was getting past the bottleneck,
getting out of the rain and getting to PT on time.

All of a sudden, infuriatingly, just as the traffic was getting started again,
the car in front of me stopped. A soldier, a private of course,
 jumped out in the pouring rain and ran over toward the grove.

I couldn't believe it! This knucklehead was holding up everyone for who knows what kind of prank. Horns were honking.

I waited to see the butt-chewing that I wanted him to get for making me late.

He was getting soaked to the skin. His BDUs were plastered to his frame.
I watched-as he ran up to one of the memorial plaques, picked up the small
American flag that had fallen to the ground in the wind and the rain,
and set it upright again.

Then, slowly, he came to attention, saluted, ran back to his car, and drove off.
I'll never forget that incident. That soldier, whose name I will never know,
taught me more about duty, honor, and respect than a hundred books or a thousand lectures.

That simple salute -- that single act of honoring his fallen brother and his flag --
encapsulated all the Army values in one gesture for me. It said, "I will never forget.
I will keep the faith. I will finish the mission. I am an American soldier."

I thank God for examples like that.

And on this Memorial Day,
I will remember all those who paid the ultimate price for my freedom,
and one private, soaked to the skin, who honored them.
 
**True account written by Army Captain John Rasmussen
 

 


 

 
PRIORITY MAIL IN MY MAILBOX
 
    Last night a packed house at Roza Chapter welcomed the news that Sister Cathy Edmonson will be a Co-chairman of the 2007-08 Deputy Instructors.  Three Past Grand Matrons and one Past Grand Patron, the current Eastside and Westside Chairmen, plus nine past chairmen welcomed the news.  Additionally, three of the 2007-08 Deputy Instructors and three of the Grand Officers that have been announced were in attendance.  It was a fun evening and we were "warmly" welcomed by the chapter members in their Hawaiian attire.
** AGM Marjoe and AGP Phil 
 
    Congratulations, Cathy!  Sorry I wasn't at your announcement last evening, but our Chapter exemplified an Initiation of two new members!  YAHOO!  Also at our Chapter meeting, were your parents and also OUR members ... Glenna & Roy Cline.  Betcha they are going to be surprised!!
 
Cards:
Cathy Edmonson
2205 W Kennewick Ave
Kennewick, WA 99336
 
GRAND OFFICERS ... 2007-2008
 
Grand Chaplain - Kay Johnson, Madrona Chapter, Anacortes ... Escort: Gerald Guthrie
Grand Marshal -  Gloria Hodges, Hope Chapter, Oakesdale ... Escort:  Byron Hodges
Grand Organist -
Grand Adah - Elaine Weigel, Martha Chapter, Cheney ... Escort:  Dick Weigel
Grand Ruth -
Grand Esther - Marilyn Sorensen, Evening Star Chapter, Almira ... Escort: Don Sorensen
Grand Martha -
Grand Electa - Barbara Danforth, Waitsburg Chapter ... Escort: Bob Danforth
Grand Warder - Marcia Haukaas, Lackamas Chapter ... Escort: Paul Haukaas
Eastside Chairman - Cathy Edmonson, Roza Chapter
Westside Chairman -
 

 
FIRST CLASS MAIL IN MY MAILBOX ...
 
No holiday this year for the OES Magical Carpet.
Yes, 'twill be a day of Memory for one member, you can bet.
 
Nearby the beautiful capitol dome,
A new Grand-to-be has a chapter home.
Be there at 7:30 for a very special opening;
To join in the fun and see what will be coming.
** AGM Marjoe & AGP Phil
 
 

 
AND SOME MORE NEWS ... whew!  IT'S THAT TIME OF YEAR ...
 
    At the May 14th meeting at White Rose Chapter, Spokane, Worthy Matron Lyn proudly announced that her husband, David, will be a Deputy Instructor for the 2007-08 year.  That evening, at Trinity Chapter, Tumwater, Worthy Matron Mary Kingsbury announced Delores Rice as a Deputy Instructor-to-be.  Sunshine Chapter, Prosser, received the news at their May 21st meeting that Barbara Richman will be a Deputy Instructor for the upcoming Grand Chapter year.
** AGM Marjoe
 

 
HELP NEEDED ..,
 
    In preparing for the Grand Memorial for our forthcoming Grand Session, I find myself needing names of the departed Sisters and Brothers within our Jurisdiction.  If would be most helpful if you would and could send me names of those who have passed away in your Chapter since Grand Chapter last year ... be sure to mention their Chapter!   
    Thank you! 
** Connie Shrum, Grand Chaplain
 

 
MESSAGES FROM MY MAILBOX ..
 
Knights Templar Eye Foundation Information ...
 
What about Knights Templar Eye Foundation Inc.?
Was founded in 1956 in the preservation of sight.
Eligible:  anyone who is a citizen of the U. S.
The foundation does not provide eye glasses without surgery.
The foundation does not select the hospital or surgeon.
They are selected by the patient.The foundation does not have doctors or ophthalmologists working for them.
The foundation does not have a large staff.
How to contact the foundation: address is: 1000 E State Parkway, Suite 1, Schaumburg IL 60172.
Or, ask a Mason.
Sponsor, the Masonic family, The foundation is a part of the York Rite of Free Masons.
Funds to provide the financial assistance from funds that are donations or a bequeath.
And also Masonic bodies.
About 2000 cases are processed annually.  Each case varies.
The foundation does have Research.
** Ken Van Leer, P.G.P. AZ, Knights Templar Eye Foundation, General Grand Chapter Committee Member
 
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National Military Appreciation Month (May)
Thought some folks might be interested in this ..... hope you have room in one of your future newsletter
    Ideas on how to support our active military:
       1.  This being National Military Appreciation Month (May), several car dealers have partnered with "A Million Thanks Organization" (AMillionThanks.org) in sending a million thank you notes to our servicemen and women.  The dealers have collection boxes and the letters will be distributed to all services around the world.  Thanks may be dropped off at Buick, Pontiac and GMC dealers.
 
       2.  "Support America's Armed Forces" is again holding a Collection and Packing party at the South Hill Top Foods grocery in Puyallup, from 10 to 3 on Saturday, May 26, 2007.  The Troops happen to mention the need for the following items:  Dart Boards with extra darts; hand-held games; DVD's (used or new); CD's (Christian, rock, country, heavy metal); Mach 3 Razors; pillow cases; white socks and fans.  Monetary donations, the suggested items and others may be dropped off and/or feel free to pitch in and help. If anyone wishes to adopt a Troop, you can go to this website www.supportamericasarmedforces.com
    Thanks   
** Jeannette Carroll,  Laurel and Crystal Chapters
 
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Life is a Coin ...
    I don't usually pass these things on.  I just read them, enjoy them and delete them.  But this one is good and the message is something that was good
for me at this time.  Hopefully it will be good for you too.

Malachi 3:3 says: "He will sit as a refiner and purifier of silver."
    This verse puzzled some women in a Bible study and they wondered what this statement meant about the character and nature of God.  One of the women offered to find out the process of refining silver and get back to the group at their next Bible Study.  
    That week, the woman called a silversmith and made an appointment to watch him at work. She didn't mention anything about the reason for her
interest beyond her curiosity about the process of refining silver.  
    As she watched the silversmith, he held a piece of silver over the fire and let it heat up.  He explained that in refining silver, one needed to hold the
silver in the middle of the fire where the flames were hottest as to burn away all the impurities.  
    The woman thought about God holding us in such a hot spot; then she thought again about the verse that says:  "He sits as a refiner and purifier of
silver."  
    She asked the silversmith if it was true that he had to sit there in front of the fire the whole time the silver was being refined.  
    The man answered that yes, he not only had to sit there holding the silver, but he had to keep his eyes on the silver the entire time it was in the fire. If
the silver was left a moment too long in the flames, it would be destroyed. 
    The woman was silent for a moment.  Then she asked the silversmith, "How do you know when the silver is fully refined?"
    He smiled at her and answered, "Oh, that's easy -- when I see my image in it"
    If today you are feeling the heat of the fire, remember that God has his eye on you and will keep watching you until He sees His image in you. 

     "Life is a coin.  You can spend it anyway you wish, but you can only spend it once."
** Shared by Linda Runyan, WM, Evergreen Chapter
 
 

 
GREAT WORDS FROM HISTORY ON MEMORIAL DAY
 
    So to the indifferent inquirer who asks why Memorial Day is still kept up we may answer, it celebrates and solemnly reaffirms from year to year a national act of enthusiasm and faith. It embodies in the most impressive form our belief that to act with enthusiasm and faith is the condition of acting greatly. To fight out a war, you must believe something and want something with all your might. So must you do to carry anything else to an end worth reaching. More than that, you must be willing to commit yourself to a course, perhaps a long and hard one, without being able to foresee exactly where you will come out.
--Oliver Wendell Holmes
 

 
OES CHAPTERS CALENDAR
 
(as taken from your Ode Cards ... includes everything, hopefully, except those are listed in the Masonic Calendar.  It has been suggested that I highlight all the Chapters on the Westside one color and on the Eastside another color.  The Cascades will be the dividing point!)
 
 
Reminders ...  May 28th - May 31st ...
 
May 28th  ... (4th Monday) ...
* MEMORIAL DAY
* Corinthian Chapter, Tacoma ... Stated Meeting.  Spaghetti & Bingo.  Chairpersons:  Marianne Fletcher & Betty Croft.  Time:  7:30 PM. 
* Trinity Chapter, Tumwater .. Stated Meeting; Memorial Day; Short Form, Chapter Dress.  Refreshments:  Ardith Swartz.  Time:
May 30th ... (5th Wednesday) ...
* Stanwood Chapter ... Initiation Practice.  Time:  7:30 PM. 
May 31st ... (5th Thursday)
* IE PM & PP ... Monthly meeting; Small Banquet Room.  Fundraiser!!!  Dinner time:  6:00 PM.  RSVP Luci Bristow.   
* Laurel Chapter, Black Diamond ... Special Meeting; Honor Night for Valgene Orlando, Grand Representative of Puerto Rice in WA.  Chairman:  Jeannette Carroll.  Time:  7:30 PM.    
 
Disclaimer "Calendar of Events like the weather, is subject to change"
 

 
MAY MASONIC FAMILY CALENDAR ...
OES:  Events with Worthy Grand Matron
GL:  Events with the Grand Master
CHIPS:  Childhood Identification Program
TU = Team Uniform - consisting of blue blazer, grey slacks, white or blue Masonic shirt and team tie.
CTU = Casual Team Uniform - blue Masonic tee-shirt, slacks. 
 

 

STANDARD WORK COMMITTEE REPORT

 

 

 

11.    Page 11, Item 7, currently reads:  “Grand Officers, Grand Representatives, Deputy Instructors, and Worthy Matron and Worthy Patrons should be introduced as a group by the Worthy Matron and/or Worthy Patron.”

Change to read:  “Grand Officers should be introduced individually by the Worthy Matron and/or Worthy Patron.”

 

12.    Page 11, Item 12, currently reads: Grand Representatives, Deputy Instructors, Worthy Matrons and Worthy Patrons (Part 2, K-M) are escorted directly to the East and introduced from the floor.”

Change to read:  “Grand Representatives, Deputy Instructors, Worthy Matrons and Worthy Patrons (Part 2, K-M) are escorted directly to the East and introduce themselves from the floor.”

 

13.  Page 11, Item 13, add:  “General Grand Chapter Special Appointments (e.g. “Friends of a Feather”) are introduced west of Esther’s chair, welcomed and not escorted to the East.

 

14.  Item 13 becomes 14 and remains the same.

 

15.  Item 14 becomes 15, additionally, currently reads: “The Grand Lodge Team and Worshipful Masters are acknowledged from their places in the Chapter room (optional).  The Grand Master, if present, should be escorted along the South marching line, directly to the dais in the East, given a welcome and if space permits, asked to remain in the East.”

Change to read:  “The Grand Lodge Team and Worshipful Masters are acknowledged from their places in the Chapter room (optional).  They are introduced in the same manner as the Grand Chapter Committee members.”

 

16.    Add Item 16:  “The Grand Master, if present, should be acknowledged first.  He is asked to stand and the Chapter is rapped up. He is escorted along the South marching line, directly to the dais in the East, introduced, given a warm welcome, and if space permits, asked to remain in the East.”

 

17.    Add Item 17:  “Leaders of Concordant Bodies are acknowledged from their places in the Chapter room (optional).  They are introduced in the same manner as the Grand Chapter Committee members.

 

18.     Page 12-13, Proper Wording of Titles, DELETE No. 6 and renumber the remaining.
 
19.    Add Item 9, “Escorts are introduced by name only.

RIGHT:  “John Doe.”   WRONG:  “John Doe, Escort to Jane Doe”

 

 20..  Memorial Services, Page 13, Item 1, currently reads:  “Memorial services shall be held immediately after the welcoming of guests in the Chapter.”

Change to read:  “Memorial services shall be held immediately after introductions.”

 

21.    Page 13, Item 2, currently reads:  “Drapes for Memorials should be placed at the Conductress’ stations before meeting is opened.

Change to read:  Drapes for Memorials should be placed at the Conductress’ station before meeting is opened.  Grand Chapter Memorials are done first, before Chapter Memorials.

 

22.    Page 18, INITIATION, add new Item 1:  “All Initiation ceremonies must be performed in their entirety.  There is no “Short Form” initiation.  (This does not, however, disallow any options provided in the Ritual for the Associate Patron’s lecture.)

 

23.    The remaining sections are to be renumbered.
 
24.     Page 20, FORMING THE GOLDEN CHAIN, Item 5, currently reads:  When the Chaplain says that word “golden chain” the joined hands are raised shoulder high as if links of chain (Ritual).  The dropping of the hands should be timed so that the Worthy Matron drops her left hand just as the Chaplain says “Amen.”  As hands are lowered, the Attitude of Prayer is assumed.

Change to read:  When joined hands are raised for the Golden Chain they are only raised shoulder high with the elbows bent comfortably.  The dropping of the hands should be timed so that the Worthy Matron completes dropping her left hand just as the Chaplain says “Amen.”  This timing may be accomplished as follows:  The Worthy Matron starts to drop her right hand on the word “death,” each person in sequence then starts to drop their right hand on every second word of the prayer after the word “death.” As the hands are lowered, the Attitude of Prayer is assumed.

 

25.    Page 21, Item 6, currently reads:  “After prayer, the Chaplain takes one step back from the Altar, until the Ode is sung.  She/he does not enter the Golden Chain.”

Change to read“After prayer, the Chaplain rises, not entering the Golden Chain, and the Ode is sung.  At the conclusion of the Ode, all drop hands and retire from Golden Chain (per the Ritual Pg. 80 and Diagram #13)

 

26.    Page 22, CLOSING CEREMONY, Item 2, currently reads:  “One person alone gives the farewell.”

Change to read:  One person alone gives the farewell.  Members do not hold hands (Ritual, Pg 47). 

 

27.    Page 23, ELECTION OF OFFICERS, Item 7, currently reads: “The Tellers count and tally the ballots.  The total, including blanks, must equal the member count.”

Change to read:  “The Tellers count and tally the ballots.  The total, including blanks, must equal the member count.  (If not, ballot must be destroyed, step 5 repeated, and votes re-cast.)”

 

28.    Page 23, INSTALLATION, Item 1, currently reads: “Titles for Installing Officers are given in the Ritual.  The Assisting Installing Officers take their titles from the Installing Officer. Only members of the Easter Star shall assist in the Installation Ceremony.”

Change to read:  “Titles for Installing Officers are given in the Ritual (pp.94-96).  The Assisting Installing Officers (in the East and on the floor)take their titles from the one person in charge who has been designated “The Installing Officer” for the Installation.  Only members of the Eastern Star shall assist in the Installation Ceremony.”

 

29.    Page 23, Item 2, remove per instructions from Jurisprudence.

 

30.    Page 24, OPEN INSTALLATION, incorporate item 6 into 5 and renumber remaining items.

New Item 5 to read:  All Distinguished Guests shall be introduced from their places in the Chapter Room, following the ORDER given in BOI, Escort Ceremonies, PART 2, except The Worthy Grand Matron and Worthy Grand Patron, if present, and the Outgoing and Incoming Worthy Matrons and Worthy Patrons who shall be escorted.  Grand Honors shall not be given when Distinguished Guests are introduced from the sidelines.

 

31.    Page 25, RECEPTIONS FOR GRAND OFFICERS, Add new Item 5 and renumber remaining items.

5.  At Receptions ONLY:  All introductions after Grand Officers are escorted and introduced shall be from their places in the Chapter Room, following the ORDER given in BOI, Escort Ceremonies, PART 2.

 


 
BLUE LODGE AGENDAS
 
 
 
 
 

May 28  (Monday)

* Everett Lodge No. 137 ... Special Communication; 7:30 PM. 
* Fidalgo Lodge No. 77 ... Empty Chair Ceremony.  7:00 PM. 
* Lynden Lodge No. 56 ... Memorial Service for Masons at Lynden Cemetery.  9:30 AM.
 
If you wish to have your Blue Lodge Agenda in this section, please let me know!)
 

 

MASONIC NEWS
 
Masonic Arthritis
     WOW (Words of Wisdom)
    A study of Masonic Arthritis shows that the Brother Afflicted with that disease lacks sufficient supply of Vitamin "ME" (Masonic Education);  Vitamin "AP" (Active Participation);  Vitamin "CC" (Courage and Confidence);  Vitamin "DD" (Devotion and Dedication);  and Vitamin "MI Forte" (Fortified Masonic Involvement)
    The study shows further that the Brother suffers from a slight inflammation of his ego and develops a myopic vision to the path of righteousness.  Both his pulse beats and his heartbeats indicate a very low "Brod-Pleasure" and his "Brod-Count" is almost nil, signifying failure to adopt, apply, and live with a code of ethics required of all Freemasons.
    If not checked early enough, Masonic Atrophy will set in.  Later, he will lose his entire Grip on Freemasonry.  And if the Brethren fail to come to his succor to apply Masonic Resuscitation on him, the Brother will ultimately be Masonically Dead.
    So my Brethren  always extend a helping hand to Brethren with symptoms of Masonic Arthritis.  Please do your share to bring them Back to "Life" and regain a robust, vibrant, and vigorous Masonic Health once more.
    Lastly, pass this on as appropriately as possible.   
** Shared by Ted Shrum
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THE LAMBSKIN APRON

AUTHOR UNKNOWN

 

It is not ornamental; its cost is not great,

There are things far more useful, yet truly I state

That of all my possessions none can compare

With the White Leather Apron, that all Masons wear.

As a young lad I wondered, just what it all meant,

When Dad hustled around, and so much time was spent

In shaving and dressing and looking just right.

Until Mother would say, it’s the Masons tonight.

Sometimes Mother would say, “Dad what makes you go,

Way up there tonight, through the sleet and snow;

You see the same things each night of the year.”

And then Dad would say, “Yes, I know my dear;

Each time I see the same things, it is true,

Though they be old, they always seem new,

For each hand that I clasp, each friend that I greet

Seem just a little closer, each time that we meet.

Years later I stood at that very same door,

With good men and true, who had entered before,

Kneeled at the Altar, and there I was taught.

That Virtue and Honor can never be bought.

That there on the level, men meet and abide.

That wealth and position, is all cast aside.

So Honor the Lambskin, and may it remain,

Forever, untarnished, and free from all stain.

So that when we are called to the Grand Architect’s Love

We will meet him up there, in that Grand Lodge above.

** Shared by Jim King

 

 


 
LOWRY'S HINTS
 
Q - What did the big toe say to the small toe?
A - Don't look now there's a heel following us!
 
Q - What do you call a snowman with a suntan?
A - A puddle!
 
Q - Why do bees hum?
A - Because they don't know the words!
 
HINT 1 - To get rid of depressed marks on your carpet, left by heavy objects, put an ice cube in each area and leave it overnight. Vacuum the next day and you will see the marks are gone!
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HINT 2 - Throw in 2-3 cheap tennis balls in the dryer when drying comforters or sheet sets to keep them fluffed and separated. It is a bit noisy but works awesome and won't damage your dryer.
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HINT 3 - Put your cooking oil in a recycled plastic squeeze bottle (like ketchup and mustard bottles that are used for picnics). It's convenient and it gives you more control on how much to put in the pan.
 

RECIPES 
Tomato-Basil Soup - 2

1/4 cup butter (1/2 cube), plus 2 tablespoons, divided
5 tablespoons fresh basil, chopped and divided (See note.)
1 large yellow onion, coarsely chopped
6 garlic cloves, minced and divided
1 (35-ounce) can Italian plum tomatoes
1 (35-ounce) can whole tomatoes (See note.)
Salt and pepper
1-1/2 teaspoons Italian seasoning
2 cups chicken broth
Fontina cheese, grated

TO PREPARE:  In a large saucepan over medium heat, melt 1/4 cup butter. Add 3 tablespoons basil, chopped onion and 4 cloves garlic. Cook until tender, about 15 minutes. Pour in tomatoes and their liquid. Simmer uncovered for 30 minutes. Season with salt and pepper.   In a food processor or blender, puree tomato mixture in small batches. Return mixture to saucepan. (Soup can be stored in refrigerator up to one day ahead at this point.) In a small saucepan over medium heat, melt remaining 2 tablespoons butter. Add remaining 2 tablespoons basil, garlic and Italian seasoning and sauté for 5 minutes. Combine sautéed herbs with chicken broth and tomato mixture. Simmer until heated through. Serve immediately and garnish with grated Fontina cheese.  
    NOTES: To substitute dried basil, use 2-1/2 tablespoons. Fresh tomatoes can be substituted for canned whole tomatoes. Use 5 cups fresh tomatoes (7 to 8 medium tomatoes) peeled, seeded and chopped. SERVES: 8 - 10
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Ratatouille

1 pound eggplant, peeled and diced
Salt
1-3/4 pounds tomatoes, peeled and chopped
Bouquet garni of thyme and bay leaf
2 cloves garlic
3 tablespoons olive oil
1 pound onions, sliced
1/2 pound carrots, peeled and cut into thin sticks
1-3/4 pounds zucchini, diced
Salt and freshly ground pepper, to taste

TO PREPARE:  Place eggplant in a bowl or on a wire rack and sprinkle generously with salt. Let rest for 30 minutes, then rinse and squeeze dry. Place tomatoes in a saucepan with bouquet garni and garlic. Simmer uncovered for 30 minutes to make a thick sauce. Remove bouquet garni and garlic. Heat oil in a large pot, add onions and carrots, and sauté lightly. Add zucchini, then cover and simmer for 15 minutes, stirring occasionally. Add eggplant and tomato sauce. Season with salt
and pepper, then cover again and simmer 1 hour, stirring occasionally. SERVES: 8 - 10
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Tangy Grilled Beef
from Campbell's Kitchen

1 can (10 3/4 oz.) Campbell's(R) Condensed Tomato Soup
2 tbsp. packed brown sugar
2 tbsp. lemon juice
2 tbsp. vegetable oil
1 tbsp. Worcestershire sauce
1 tsp. garlic powder
1/4 tsp. dried thyme leaves, crushed
1 1/2 lb. boneless beef sirloin steak, 3/4" thick

Directions:  Stir the soup, sugar, lemon juice, oil, Worcestershire, garlic powder and thyme in a medium bowl.  Lightly oil the grill rack and heat the grill to medium. Grill the steak for 10 minutes for medium-rare or until desired doneness, turning the steak over halfway through cooking and brushing it often with some of the soup mixture. Let it stand for 10 minutes before slicing. Pour the remaining soup mixture into a 1-quart saucepan. Heat over medium-high heat to a boil.
Serve the sauce with the steak. Serves 6.
Kitchen Clip:  Serve with a crisp green salad and prepared french fries.
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Savory String Bean Salad

1 pound green beans (or No. 2 can)
6 tablespoons salad oil
3 tablespoons vinegar
1/2 teaspoon salt and pepper
1 onion, minced
4 hard cooked eggs, chopped
2 teaspoons vinegar
3 tablespoons mayonnaise
1 teaspoon prepared mustard
4 strips bacon, sautéed

TO PREPARE: Cook beans. Cool and drain. Add next four ingredients and mix; cover and chill. Combine next four ingredients; cover and chill. When ready to serve, toss the crumbled bacon lightly with the beans. Heap in lettuce lined bowl and top with egg mixture. SERVES: 4 - 5
 

 
JOKES
 
    A rookie pitcher was struggling at the mound, so the catcher walked out to have a talk with him. "I've figured out your problem," he told the young southpaw. "You always seem to lose control at the same point in every game." 
    "When is that?" asked the kid. 
    "Right after the National Anthem."
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    Jill had to grab a cab to get to a meeting uptown. She hailed one down, got in, and told the cabbie the address she needed. The cabbie turned out to be a lunatic driver, and Jill sat in the backseat clutching the door handle wondering if she could expect to survive this trip. The cabdriver sped through the crowded NYC streets, weaving in and out of traffic. Jill watched as one pedestrian after another leapt aside to avoid being run down by her lunatic driver.
    Jill looked ahead and saw a truck double parked on the narrow street. Not only did the driver fail to slow down, he actually accelerated as he approached the truck. He slipped his cab through the available space with an inch or two to spare on either side. 
    "Driver," Jill screamed, "Are you crazy? Are you trying to get us both killed?" 
    "Relax, Lady," he said. "Just do what I do. Close your eyes."
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    A mom was concerned about her kindergarten son walking to school. He didn't want his mother to walk with him. She wanted to give him the feeling that he had some independence but yet know that he was safe. So she had an idea of how to handle it. She asked a neighbor, Mrs.  Goodnest, if she would please follow him to school in the mornings, staying at a distance, so he probably wouldn't notice her.
    Mrs. Goodnest said that since she was up early with her toddler anyway it would be a good way for them to get some exercise as well, so she agreed. 
    The next school day, Mrs. Goodnest and her little girl, Marcy, set out following behind Timmy as he walked to school with another neighbor boy he knew. She did this for the whole week. 
    As the boys walked and chatted, kicking stones and twigs, Timmy's little friend noticed the same lady was following them as she seemed to do every day all week. Finally he said to Timmy, "Have you noticed  that lady following us to school all week? Do you know her?" 
    Timmy nonchalantly replied, "Yeah, I know who she is." 
    The friend said, "Well, who is she"? 
    "That's just Shirley Goodnest", Timmy replied, "and her daughter  Marcy".
    "Shirley Goodnest? Who the heck is she and why is she following us"? 
    "Well", Timmy explained, "every night my Mom makes me say the 23rd Psalm with my prayers, 'cuz she worries about me so much. And in the Psalm, it says, 'Shirley Goodnest and Marcy shall follow me all the days of my  life', so I guess I'll just have to get used to it"! 
    The Lord bless you and keep you; the Lord make his face to shine upon you and be gracious to you; the Lord lift His countenance upon you,  and give you peace ... Numbers 6:22-26 
    May Shirley Goodnest and Marcy be with you today and always. 
** Shared by Bonnie Rail, WM, Pine Tree Chapter
 

 
HELOISE
  • Cleaning High-Tech Equipment:  You should remove dirt, dust or pet hair that can get into the back of your printer, fax or computer often because it can affect the performance of the machine. First, turn it off, unplug, and then carefully vacuum the back and the sides. Use a crevice attachment to vacuum the area where your equipment sits, especially the cords, the floor or the cabinet area.
  • Removing Burnt Food Stains From a Stainless Steel Skillet:  Sprinkle the affected area with coarse salt (but never on nonstick skillets) and add just enough water to make a paste. Scrub well to get rid of the stains. You also can pour about 2 tablespoons of white vinegar to each cup of water in the skillet and simmer over medium heat to loosen the food crud.
  • Keeping Fresh Fish Fresher Longer:  When you bring fresh fish home from the supermarket, take it out of the original wrapper, rinse under cold water. Pat the fish dry with paper towels. Wrap in plastic wrap and put onto a plate. Then refrigerate immediately and keep fish at 32 to 37 degrees F. Eat fresh fish as soon as possible.
  • Proper Way to Store Veggies in the Refrigerator:  To help them last longer, keep vegetables in perforated plastic bags. Putting veggies in the crisper drawer will help keep them moist. New refrigerators allow you to adjust the humidity controls of the crisper drawers. Always keep fruits and vegetables in separate drawers, so the ethylene gas from fruits won't impact the vegetables.   (In our refrigerator ... it is every vegetable for itself.  Drawers?  Bags?  Good luck finding room!  Ethylene gas?  I thought it was the green cheese!)

 
AND A WORD FROM YOURS TRULY
 
    Several days ago, we received a call from the Pend Oreille County Sheriff's Office with sad news.  Our friend of 17 years had passed away ... a retired Deputy Sheriff of this county.  We first met this man when our cabin was burglarized and he was the Deputy sent out on the case.  We became instant friends ... and during the years, we found out that Donnie was a Master Mason, although not a practicing one.  Yesterday was his funeral ... and you could tell by the stories that his children told, that he did practice the tenants of Freemasonry!  The family had prepared a DVD presentation ... and I did alright until the very end!  It said:  'Pend Oreille 10 ... Status (silence) ... Pend Oreille 10 .... Status (silence) ... Pend Oreille 10 ... (silence) ... Pend Oreille 10 ... In the Chute.  And then the dreadful dead silence.  Anyway, it was something like TAPS for a member of the police force. 
    We are planning on decorating the graves this weekend of my mother, my grandparents, my great-grandmother, my great-great aunt (mother and baby), and a great-great uncle.  We will stop by and pick up my Dad and head out for the two cemeteries.  Oh yes!  Gotta tell you about the latest escapades of my dad (remember ... 101 years old ... be 102 in July).  He went over and helped my brother work about 300 head of cattle last weekend!  My brother said that he kept telling Dad to get out of the tub as he was going to get hurt.  The tub is a round type corral where the cattle CANNOT get cornered ... and it helps in pushing the animals down to the squeeze chute.  My dad was in there ... pushing the animals down towards the squeeze chute.  When my brother told him to get out of there that he might get hurt, my dad said ... 'Hey!  It got to be done and I'm going to do it!'  My brother admitted that the next morning he was stiff and sore ... and when he called and asked Dad how he was doing ... Dad said great!   He apparently wasn't worse for wear!  Guess the dancing a couple of times a week helps keep him fit!!!
    On this Memorial Day, let us give thanks to God for the dedicated men and women of our military who have sacrificed their lives in service to our country. Let us pray that their families will know the appreciation of a grateful nation and that their sacrifices will inspire others to serve the noble cause of freedom.
    You notice that there are a few more reminders?  I received Ode Cards this week from Ardith Swartz (Trinity Chapter); Betty Bynon (Maple Leaf Chapter); Evelyn Rohrs (Corinthian Chapter); and Dan Voorhees (Welcome Chapter). 
    Remember ... If you send the Ode Cards via attachment, that is fine!  Saves on the postage.  
    Until next time ... Hearty Patriot Hugs and happy thoughts. 
** Connie
P. S.    Eagles may soar but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines!
 

 
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Connie Shrum
Grand Chaplain, GC of WA
Past Matron x 2;
Secretary, Zillah Chapter #111, Newport, WA
Martha, Bethlehem Chapter #87, Deer Park, WA
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God Bless!
Hearty Love & Patriot Hugs --
Connie