Well guess what! The AGM and AGP came to our little chapter in the northeastern section of Washington on Thursday evening ... and ... after several trips around the Chapter Room, Grand Escorts Jerry Clark and Darlene Wiggins stopped in front of the Associate Matron and Associate Patron and asked them to stand. Since those are the stations that Ted and I hold, we stood and we taken to the East where Sister Joanne and Brother Terry announced that I would be the new Grand Chaplain for 2006-2007. Whoopee! No more keeping my mouth shut! I must say that this is one of the most humbling experiences ... to be asked to be a Grand Officer for our Grand Chapter. It has been so hard to be excited and calm at the same time ... if you know what I mean!
In attendance were two additional members of the 'new' Grand Family ... Grand Martha, Pat Amdahl and escort Ron, and Grand Electa, Betty Croft and escort Ed. Past Grand Chaplains present were Mabel Olson (1976); Amaryllis Nokes (1992); Chuck Callen (1999) and Gloria Schwartz (2004). Sister Mabel is also from Zillah Chapter and was sharing her stories of being Grand Chaplain the other day at Past Matrons. She didn't have a clue. Sister Gloria and I were Chairmen of the fantastic Super Star Deputies for Sister Sandy McAmmond and Brother Chuck Callen in 2002.
Also in attendance were MWB Al Jorgensen, Grand Master of Masons in WA and first lady, Nancy ... both members of Cyclamen Chapter, where Nancy is AM ... but should also take up 'acting' as a profession. When Brother Jerry & Sister Darlene were traveling around the Chapter Room, the stopped in front of Sister Nancy ... and Brother Terry was saying something about 'in back of you' and Sis Nancy jumped up and went between the two Grand Escorts, grabbing their arms and saying how wonderful it was to be selected and THANK YOU! THANK YOU! Everyone cracked up and Grand Master Al, sitting in the East, got this look of disbelief (something like his mouth fell open a foot and he was holding onto his heart)! But Nancy brushed her hand across her brow and said that she was sorry ... but she could not accept the offer! (One of our members told Ted later that he thought you had to be a member of the Chapter to be selected! Nancy was that convincing!!!) It was a fun, fun evening!!! And needless to say ... I am totally thrilled!
Why God made Moms -- BRILLIANT Answers given by 2nd grade school children to the following questions!!
Why did God make mothers?
1. She's the only
one who knows where the scotch tape is.
2. Mostly to clean the house.
3. To help us out of there when we were getting born.
1. He used dirt, just like for the rest of us.
2. Magic plus super powers and a lot of stirring
3. God made my Mom just the same like he made me. He Just used bigger parts.
1. God makes mothers out of clouds and angel hair and everything nice
in the world and one dab of mean.
2. They had to get their start from men's bones. Then they mostly use string,
I think.
1. We're related
2. God knew she likes me a lot more than other people's moms like me.
What kind of little girl was your mom?
1. My mom
has always been my mom and none of that other stuff.
2. I don't know because I wasn't there, but my guess would be pretty bossy.
3. They say she used to be nice.
1. His last name.
2. She had to know his background. Like is he a crook? Does he get drunk on
beer?
3. Does he make at least $800 a year? Did he say NO to drugs and YES to
chores?
Why did your mom marry your dad?
1. My dad
makes the best spaghetti in the world. And my Mom eats a lot.
2. She got too old to do anything else with him.
3. My grandma says that Mom didn't have her thinking cap on.
1. Mom doesn't want to be boss, but she has to because dad's
such a goof ball.
2. Mom. You can tell by room inspection. She sees the stuff under the bed.
3. I guess Mom is, but only because she has a lot more to do than dad.
What's the difference between moms & dads?
1. Moms
work at work and work at home & dads just go to work at work.
2. Moms know how to talk to teachers without scaring them.
3.
4. Moms have magic, they make you feel better without medicine.
What does your mom do in her spare time?
1. Mothers
don't do spare time.
2. To hear her tell it, she pays bills all day long.
What would it take to make your mom perfect?
1. On the
inside she's already perfect. Outside, I think some kind of plastic surgery.
2. Diet. You know, her hair. I'd diet, maybe blue.
If you
could change one thing about your Mom, what would it be?
1. She has this weird thing about me keeping my room clean. I'd get rid of
that.
2. I'd make my Mom smarter. Then she would know it was my sister who did it
and not me.
3. I would like for her to get rid of those invisible eyes on the back of her
head.
** Suzanne Nagy
MAY MASONIC FAMILY CALENDAR ....
May 15 ... GL: West Gate Lodge No. 128, Kirkland, Stated Meeting; 6:30 PM. TU/Ladies
May 16 ... OES: Honor Night for Mary Helen Johnson, Westside Chairman; Vancouver.
May 16 ... EKS: Special Ladies Luncheon.
May 20 ... GL: Roche Harbor Outdoor 2nd Degree; 10:00 AM. TU/Ladies
May 20 ... OES: Central Washington Line Officers Luncheon.
May 20-21 ... CHIPS: Seattle Street Fair; University Lodge to host CHIP's Program. 200 children possible.
May 21 ... CHIPS: Program; Lockwood Elementary; Kenmore
May 21 ... OES: Southwest Association Luncheon, Chehalis.
May 22 ... GL: EXCOM Meeting; Des Moines; 12:00 PM. TU
May 22 ... GL: Landmark on the Sound Trustee Meeting; Des Moines; 4:00 PM. TU
May 23 ... GL: Finance Meeting; Lake City; 1:30 PM. TU
May 24 ... GL: Cyclamen Chapter OES Stated Meeting; Auburn. Tux/Ladies
May 26-28 .. GL: Hiyak Festival, New Westminster, BC. TU/Ladies
May 26 ... CHIPS: Fort Stillicom in the Tacoma Area, Chips program is be coordinated for members of the Military Families in the area.
May 29 ... GL: Memorial Service, New Tacoma Cemetery; 9:00 AM; TU
May 30 ... GL: Jurisprudence Committee Meeting, Everett Masonic Center, 10:00 AM. Casual
May 31 - Jun 3 ... GL: Grand Lodge of Oregon, Eagle Crest Resort; Tux/TU
OES: Events with Worthy Grand Matron
CTU = Casual Team Uniform - blue Masonic tee-shirt, slacks.
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Removing Lime Deposits from Glass Vases: Fill the vases with warm household vinegar and allow to stand for a couple of hours, then scrub. Rinse and air-dry. Pour the used vinegar down a drain for freshening.
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I am having a 'dickens' of a time getting this issue out to y'all! It has been a great Mother's Day, though ... Ted took me to breakfast; all our youngun’s have called and wished me a happy day ... and our 'kids' next door brought over dinner! Can't ask for anything better than that. I know one of our sons thanked me for 'birthing' him and I replied that it was my pleasure! They all related their love and their gratitude ... consequently; I am a very happy mother! Daughter will be up tomorrow to plant flowers, herbs, etc. for my gift! Understand it is to be in the high 80's tomorrow in Spokane. WOW! Did we skip spring and have gone immediately into summer?
Friday morning we went with Grand Master Al and First Lady Nancy to the Shrine Hospital in Spokane for a great tour. If anyone would like a tour ... you can email me and I will give you John Wyman's address/phone number or whatever. He was our 'Shrine Greeter' and did a great job!
Last evening, Ted and I traveled to Hunters, WA. Now if you thought Newport was off the beaten track ... try Hunters! It was their Lodge's Annual Memorial & Strawberry Feed, and so the Deputy of the Grand Master in that District (30), VWB Karl Hill, also had his District Meeting for the year. The following lodges received the Pillars of Progress Awards: Colville Lodge No. 50 - Community Involvement; Kettle Falls Lodge No. 130 - Community Involvement; Deer Park Lodge No. 134 - Community Involvement; Chewelah Lodge No. 135 - Fraternalism; and Newport Lodge No. 144 - Community Involvement.
The Grand Master's Achievement Award will be given out at a later date as the recipient was not present. After the Memorial program, we all adjourned to the dining room for fresh strawberries, real cream, and angel food cakes! Holy Moley! There went my diet.
On the way home, we must have seen 60 plus deer between Hunters and Springdale ... mostly crossing the road on their way to the lush alfalfa fields! Then, when we were a couple of miles from home, a moose crossed the road in front of us! Ah! The perks of living in our beautiful area of the state!
Also, yesterday was the One-Day Conferral in Des Moines at the Landmark on the Sound (MRC). From what we heard when Grand Master Al was here, there were 51 men who were going to become Masons in One-Day! 51! Can you imagine us initiating those same men and their wives into our OES Chapters within the next year? That would be over 100 new members! Something to ponder.
Happy Mother's Day to all. I just read a quote from Colin Farrell which says: 'Anything I am and anything I hope to be, I have my mom to thank!' Isn't that a great thought?
Star hugs and happy thoughts. AND REMEMBER: Good friends are like stars. You don't always see them but you always know they are there!
** Connie